Professor Toto - Explains Israel and the Palestinian conflict in 5 minutes

Professor Toto Explains ISRAEL & THE PALESTENIAN conflict in 5 minutes - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlhl0hPCecc Transcript: (00:01) ladies and gentlemen this is Professor Toto this is The McCoys this is the Hatfields okay now The McCoys own all of this land we're going to call it Butcher Holler okay they own all of Butcher Holler out there in The Boondocks a family called the Hatfields is given a small piece of the holler real small not much at all few Acres couple couple acres okay now the one that owns all of this land I don't know who it is let's say it's uh Jim Bob he owns everything he sold all of this land to The McCoys but he told the Hatfields (01:00) I'm going to give you this piece of land and I'm going to give you a title to this land forever it's going to be yours Amos The Book of Amos he said I'm going to give you this land forever nobody can never take it away from you it's my land cuz I own everything I gave all of this to the mcoy or they got all of this but I'm going to give you this small piece all right watch this one day the Hatfields are minding their business an enemy comes and takes the Hatfields way off the Hatfields never give up their deeds of the land as a matter of (01:46) fact all of their artifacts are still here their pictures their heirlooms everything is right there they never took it with them this is the Hatfields it will always be the Hatfields all right now while the Hatfields are gone on a family vacation for a couple of months let's say a year maybe they decide to do a world tour let's they going to do it for five years however long they're gone on vacation so the Hatfields they take and move in I'm sorry the mcco move into the Hatfield land okay now the Hatfields decide that they're ready (02:33) to go back to their home after their vacation all right well they come back home and guess who squatting on their land The McCoys well the McCoy say look Mr Hatfield we've already been here all these years we've already given our children this land we've left it as an inheritance our grandfather's gave us all this land and Mr Hatfield says well it wasn't your grandfather's land to give to you he gave it to you illegally and the McCoy said well it doesn't matter y'all were gone you weren't here and the Hatfield say well of course we (03:17) were gone we were on vacation the McCoy say well we This Is Our Land the Hatfield say I tell you what let's do this guys we want to be nice we want to be good we want to be good citizens good neighbors so we're going to take this section over here and we're going to call it the West Bank and we're going to let all of The McCoys have a piece of our land so you can move all your children over there and have a place to live so here comes all The McCoys and they all move over here okay one day The McCoys go to town (03:58) here's town all the they go back into town and tell all the citizens can you believe them hat fields and low down no good for nothing Hatfields what they did they they took away our homeland they they did ethnic cleansing they sent us away from our homeland okay and The McCoys are successful in deceiving the whole town so what the Co do they go back to their little corner of Hatfield land and they start throwing bombs over at the Hatfields well the Hatfields are going to protect the land that was given to them okay so they start throwing bombs (04:48) back to The McCoys and all of a sudden the rest of the city is blaming the Hatfields for the McCoy mess ladies and gentlemen I just explained to you Israel 101 I just explained to you Palestine and Israel it's that simple don't let anyone else over complicate it because that is the bottom line have a good day